In every room we enter
He tells me
Something smells,
And I’ve searched high and low
For a perch
Where a lingering stink might grow
But there’s nothing obviously
Rotting,
So I’m left to conclude
That either the whole house hums
Or I do.
And that impression
Is seconded
When he cuddles me
And scrunches his nose up whilst close,
And I look him
Kindly in the eye and advise him
That every now and again
I might forget
To shower correctly
As I’m running around the house
After him.
But he reminds me,
Once again,
Why his smile can melt
The eldest iceberg lurking inside me,
And I don’t
Have the heart, or department,
To tell him that, maybe,
Every so often,
Even though he’s steam clean,
There may just be something unpleasant
In his pants.